For Efflations: Come Fly With Me

[herotvlive]

Agnes's life is scheduled out for the next ten years.
It DEFINITELY does not include room for things like romance.
ESPECIALLY not with Sky High of all people.

Ship: Agnes x Keith/Sky High

Other characters: Kotetsu/Wild Tiger

Prior Events:

Irresistible Force vs. Immovable Object 
Agnes is hurt on location. Cue massive guilt from Sky High. Contains several princess carries and numerous threats of being hit with crutches!

Dance Lessons
Tiger needs dancing lessons. Agnes volunteers Keith. THIS will go well!

Summer Wind
The Superhero Swing Party has arrived! Features dancing by Mr. Wild with Mr. Brooks and Agnes running out of contingency plans...


Warnings: Possibly eventual adult situations, swearing, absurd amounts of Sinatra

Comments

[herotvlive]

[Yeah, noooooot in the least. The more Keith protests, the more Kotetsu's convinced he's right. Well. That certainly is... a thing. Processing it is difficult. Imagining Agnes with a personal life is kind of like trying to imagine snow in July (Blue Rose not withstanding.) And one with SKY HIGH?

Also, poor Keith - He's floundering and no wonder. He'd been trying so hard to keep it a secret, and Agnes will probably NOT be happy about this. What will she do to him?

More importantly, what will Agnes do to TIGER if she finds out he knows?!]

Look, um, if it is - um, who it probably is - you didn't tell me. Exactly. I guessed.

[It's a flimsy cover, but maybe enough to get away with just a chewing out instead of being flayed alive?]

[efflations]

[He should probably just give up on trying to convince Tiger that it's not what he thinks it is, shouldn't he? It seems the older hero is just too good to be fooled by his clever lies.

Ms Agnes is going to be furious. Slumping dejectedly Keith buries his face in his hands.]

You guessed because of what I said Mr Wild. It's my fault.

[It's his fault and Ms Agnes is going to be so mad and all he had to do was keep it quiet until they were ready to tell everyone. He'd thought he was doing so well - he hadn't even told John (which had been very hard not to blurt it out but he'd managed) - and now he'd given it all away.]

I'll tell her what happened.

[There's no way that could negatively affect Kotetsu, right?]

Please don't say anything to the others? We will tell them, I promise! Just, not yet.

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Huh?! Tell her?! Tell who?! I have NO IDEA who you could be possibly talking about! Nope!

[Under further consideration of what Agnes would do to them BOTH, Kotetsu had decided to TOTALLY BELIEVE your very clever lies now, Keith!

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh SHIT.]

But if it was - um - her - WHICH IT ISN'T - I'd be really surprised. You don't... um. Seem like each other's types?

[He can't help sounding doubtful. Keith looked really happy about it earlier, but Ag - THAT person? REALLY?!]

[efflations]

Really?

[So wait, it had worked? Tiger didn't know about him and Ms Agnes?

Oh, no wait - this was one of those cases where they were both going to pretend Kotetsu didn't know. That way he wouldn't have to say anything to her and she wouldn't get mad (unless Keith felt bad about lying and wound up confessing anyway. Which was a distinct possibility.)]

Oh! Right! No idea, yes!

[He straightens up again and laughs nervously.]

You don't? But Ms- ah... [wow this is hard] 'she' is very dedicated to her work and helping people! She's truly wonderful! And I might say the same thing about you and Barnaby, ah- Kotetsu. I mean, you're not very alike and I thought you liked girls?

[herotvlive]

[Yes. Right. All they have to do is pretend... They're both going to die. At least it's been a good life?]

Okay, point. I guess for me it's more about the person.

[Keith, please do not make him explain 'bisexual.' It's going to give you both a headache.

Oh thank God, there's more beer. Kotetsu takes a deep swig, then tries some of the fries.]

It's just - 'She's' kind of - er - a little scary?

[And quite a few other things, in Kotetsu's opinion. Many of which he's said, possibly around Keith. He absolutely respects Ag - whoever. But it's the kind of respect you have for high-grade explosives, the kind better expressed from far away.]

[efflations]

[Keith can't die! Who will look after John?

He can understand Kotetsu's answer though - who a person is is certainly more important than anything else. It may still seem a little odd but so long as both his friends are happy that's all that matters.]

Yes, she can be!

[Again, he's pretty happy that Ms- that his girlfriend can be terrifying.]

Again, she can be very scary! But she cares about people a lot and works hard and-

[Keith follows suit, taking a few bites and sipping at his lemonade (not as good as the lemonade served at Fire Emblem's club but still good) as he tries to put what he wants to say in words.]

And she doesn't care who's ranked number one.

[He doesn't have to try to be the King of Heroes (or former) for her, there's less pressure, less expectation. It's nice, that's all he can say.]

And of course John likes her!

[This is possible the most important point in her favour.]

[herotvlive]

[Well if JOHN likes her, that settles it, right?!

Kotetsu considers. He knows Keith doesn't MIND losing the King of Heroes title so much that he minds everyone ELSE does. While Ag - WHOEVER - they're talking about demands everyone does their best, she's never harped on anyone for dropping in rank. Only those who she sees as slacking, not doing their jobs. And if ANYONE'S oblivious determined enough to get through to her, it would be Keith. Framed that way... maybe Sky High and WHOEVER make more sense then he thought?

Also, Kotetsu has to admit - Without her, he wouldn't have a job. Or be alive.

He begins puzzling out loud, trying to make sense of it.]

I guess as long as HeroTV is ranked number one, she's okay?

Huh. Well... I mean, you seem REALLY happy - happier then usual, and who knew THAT was possible? And she seems... not less happy?